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Cardio? That’s Some Scary Stuff Shirt | Funny Halloween Gym Tee

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Cardio? That’s Some Scary Stuff Shirt | Funny Halloween Gym Tee

Classic, structured fit, not oversized. Size up for a roomier fit.

$39.99 USD
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🎃 CARDIO? THAT’S SOME SCARY STUFF
Welcome to the world’s most terrifying fitness class. 🧙

A witch on jump-rope duty.
A whole class of mummies trying to keep up.
And somehow cardio is still the scariest thing in the room.

Perfect for Halloween workouts, gym lovers, cardio haters, fitness instructors, and anyone who would rather lift heavy than run another mile.

Comfy for training, lounging, or surviving spooky season. Size up for that loose, drop-shoulder, pump-cover look.

Lift heavy. Skip cardio. Stay spooky. 👻

Product Details

Cover the pump. Bring the attitude. This classic tee pairs sturdy fabric with a structured look for warm-ups, lifting sessions, and off-duty wear. Wear it on its own or layer it into your everyday gym fit.

  • 100% cotton for most colors
  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit
  • Tubular construction with no side seams
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
  • Tear-away tag

Blank garment origin varies and may include Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico. This refers to where the unprinted garment is made, not where your order ships from.

Care & Maintenance

🧺 Washing: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.

🚫 Laundry products: Skip fabric softeners. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.

🌬️ Drying: Tumble dry low, or hang dry to help your tee and print last longer.

♨️ Ironing: Use a cool iron on the reverse side if needed. Do not iron directly over the printed design.

🧼 Dry cleaning: Do not dry clean.

Size & Fit

👕 Fit: Classic, structured fit. This is a standard-fit tee, not an oversized-cut style.

💪 Pump-cover look: Size up if you prefer a roomier fit for layering over your gym gear.

📏 Find your size: Compare the size chart measurements with a tee you already own and like the fit of.

🧵 Fabric: Pre-shrunk to help reduce shrinkage, though some shrinkage may still occur after washing.

Production and Shipping

MEXICO

Production

Shipping

3-5 business days

7-25 business days

United States

Production

Shipping

3-5 business days

7-12 business days

Your order’s shipping carrier may vary depending on the product, destination, and shipping route. FedEx, DHL, or a local postal service may handle deliveries in the USA and Mexico. 
You’ll see the available shipping options at checkout and find your carrier information in the tracking details once your order ships.

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